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A bachelor's tragedy

When any bachelor is invited by some girl for the first time on dinner, he used to prepare himself and don't let anything to be missed. But their may occur some circumstances that he might not expecting them to occur. Here is a nice story about a bachelor going to his girlfriends house for the dinner.

A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: 'Hello, couldYou give me condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think She is expecting something from me!
'The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out,He returns and tells him: 'Give me another condom because myGirlfriend's' sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a Provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects somethingFrom me too.' The pharmacist gives him a second condom;
And as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: After all, give me oneMore condom because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute and when She sees me she always makes allusions... And since she invited me forDinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!
During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, The sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, The boy lowers his head and starts praying: 'Dear Lord, bless thisDinner... Thank you for all you give us!!!'
A minute later the boy is Still praying: 'Thank you Lord for your kindness...'Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down.The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even moreThan the others.
She gets close to the boy and tells him in his ear: 'I Didn't know you were so religious!!! 'The boy replies :'I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!! !'

Hope such things never happen when I viist my gilfriends house for the first time.

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