Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.
Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through thewindow of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have toapologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.
A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they sawthe damage that was done:glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying onits side near the broken window.
A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"
"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see,I'm a g genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousandyears. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes.I'll Give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the lastone for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment andblurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for! the rest of mylife."
"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do.And I'll guarantee you along, healthy life!"
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'dlike to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country inthe world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always besafe from fire,burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
" Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with awoman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with yourwife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we bothnow have a fortune, and all those houses.. What do you think?"
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you'reright. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but whatabout you, honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband.
"I'd do the same for you!" So the genie and the woman went upstairswhere they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other.
After about three hours of non-stop fun, the genie looked directlyinto her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"Really?! Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"
Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through thewindow of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have toapologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.
A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they sawthe damage that was done:glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying onits side near the broken window.
A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"
"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see,I'm a g genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousandyears. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes.I'll Give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the lastone for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment andblurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for! the rest of mylife."
"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do.And I'll guarantee you along, healthy life!"
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'dlike to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country inthe world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always besafe from fire,burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
" Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with awoman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with yourwife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we bothnow have a fortune, and all those houses.. What do you think?"
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you'reright. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but whatabout you, honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband.
"I'd do the same for you!" So the genie and the woman went upstairswhere they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other.
After about three hours of non-stop fun, the genie looked directlyinto her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"Really?! Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"
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