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A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared……..She confides this ' news' to her mother. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did This to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature And distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the Girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the Problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family Situation, but I'll take responsibility. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, If there is a miscarria...

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The oglers should take a page out of apna Sachin's book. Why? Well, we exhumed this file picture (see above) wherein a fan gets an autograph from MS Dhoni while other team members ogle on. Despite being presented with quite a view, Tendulkar, ever the gentleman, has the decency not to look. Unlike his teammates! Haven't we all had these moments when men - boyfriends, husbands, exs, brothers and even fathers - have openly ogled at random women? Why can't they be gentlemen like Sachin for instance? If you've caught your men doing the same, leave us a comment and let us know. Even the most powerful man in the world - the US president couldn't stop himself from ogling! Look at him in the above pic, he can't seem to keep his eyes of this pretty woman's… ummm…. So now we know what the leaders of the free world do at international meetings - this happend at the G8 in L'Aquila, Italy on Thursday. Today, this Picture was on front page of Times of India. :P

An Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks". A German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks. A Russian doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced we can take half a heart out of one person put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks." The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind, we just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.

I know every guy(be precise most of the guys) need gals in their life. But what girls want? A serious question. Have a look at this video and try to get the answer.

Why we used to point out others things more often and hardly cares about what we are doing. Its really a serious matter, we all hardly cares about ourselves, and used to point out others things more often. We are more concerned what others are doing specially our neighbours, he is doing this and all, why don't we have anything left to think about ourselves. We hardly do anything on our own and point out others whether they are doing good or bad. it hardly matter, we don't even think on this. I believe people do this because you can easily noticed when you point out someone on some issue, and what if, if you are doing a good thing and hardly noticed by someone. It hurts most of the people because nobody do anything for their own satisfaction, everyone wants that their work and doings most be praised and noticed by someone. And that we are doing, Check this neighbours also. A young couple moves into a new neighborhood. The next morning, while they are eating breakfast, the young ...

A Pakistani, Bangladeshi and OUR Sardar are in a bar one night having a beer. The Pakistani drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says 'In Islamabad our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one Twice .' The Bangladeshi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says 'In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either.' OUR Sardar , cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Pakistani and Bangladeshi. He says 'In India we have so many Pakistanis and Bangladeshi that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice.' The above joke is not just a simple joke, as the number of illegal migrants to India from its neighbouring countries keep...

A Scotsman goes to the dentist and asks how much it is for a  tooth extraction . "$150 for an extraction, sir," was the dentist's reply. "$150! Huv ye no' got anything ' cheaper?!" replies the Scotsman, getting very agitated. "But that's the normal charge for an extraction, sir," said the dentist. "Whit about if ye didnae use any anesthetic?" asked the Scotsman, hopefully. "Well, it's highly unusual, sir, but if that's what you want, I suppose I can do it for $125," said the dentist. "Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still without an anesthetic," asked the Scotsman. "Well, it's possible, but they are only training and I can't guarantee their level of professionalism and it'll be a lot more painful. I suppose in that case we can bring the price down to say $100," said the dentist. "Och that's still owner much! How about if ye make it a training ...

Marc Faber  comment on US economy. Investment analyst and entrepreneur  Dr. Marc Faber  concluded his monthly bulletin (June 2008) with the Following: ''The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal l -Mart, the money goes to  China . If we spend it on gasoline it goes to the Arabs. If we buy a computer it will go to  India . If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras and  Guatemala . If we purchase a good car it will go to Germany. If we purchase useless crap it will go to  Taiwan  and none of it will help the American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in US. I've been doing my part.'

A bachelor's fridge full of bear and wine. And you wont believe but its mine. Do you wanna come and join the party??

I got this picture on collegehumor and it was awesome. Every bachelor love to see such a cake in thier party, and I want it too. Do you?? 

If I get a chance to coach a football team in future, I love to be a coach of such team. I would be the luckiest one, if I get a chance to coach such a team, I dreamed about this every night. I hope every bachelor thinks the same.

lols...crazy people...!!!!crazy things....

You get to know evrything, what I am talking about. Only Sachin seems to be enjoying something else what other crickers are doing.

A come across a nice thing today while surfing. I found a picture of a clock with some amazing thing. All the nmbers in this clock ar formed using number 9. Just have a look. All the numbers from 1 to 12 are made using just nine. Have a look at those formations 1. (9/9)^9 2. (9+9)/9 3. sqrt(9)+9-9 4. sqrt(9)+(9/9) 5. sqrt(9)!-9/9 6. 9-(9/sqrt(9)) 7. 9-sqrt(9)+mod(.9) 8. 9-(9/9) 9. ninthnroot(9^9) 10. 9+(9/9) 11. 99/9 12. 9+(9/sqrt(9)) Isn't that amazing thing. Its great to make use of only nine for all the numbers used in a clock.

Well after looking at this heading most of the people guessed some or the other things. So here is what I am talking about, and I beleive none of you havce guessed this. Looking at these pitures, I continued laughing for few minutes, hope you to enjoy watching them. There might be many such pictures available on net, so enjoy the nature humor, instead of insulting and indulging yourself in other acts, that may hurt other people. So better try to enjoy this way instead of other acts.

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