How do you describe a Male Organ?

If someone ask you this ques how would you respond.

here is something interesting for you all .

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman....... ......... .........
(Applause! Applause!)

 Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
 Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull)
 Question: How can you say so?
 Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening....
(Applause! Applause!)

 Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
 Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
 Question: How can you say so?
 Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth......
 (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Soudi Arabia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Saudi: Well, I can say that male organs in Saudi are like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Saudi: Because they like to enter through the back door.....
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

 Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
 Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.
 Question: How can you say so?
 Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft........ ......... ......... .
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! )

Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu(Afraid to lose).
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

 Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
 Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
 Question: How can you say so?
 Ms India: Because it works day and night......
  (Applause! Applause! Applause!)

lols.so many definition for a single thing