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A love letter written by a typical software professional

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Have you ever imagined about this, a software professional who spend time into softwares daily. If he writes a letter to his girlfriend, then how it goes, have a look.


Dear Ms. XXX,


Baby, I saw you yesterday while surfing on local train platform and

realized that you are the only site I was browsing for.


For long time, I have been lonely, trying to find a bug in my life and you

can be a real debugger for me now. My life is just an uncompiled program

without you, which never produces an executable code and hence is useless.


You are not only beautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls are

attractive as well. Your smile is so delightful, which encourages me and gives power

to me equal to thousands of mainframes processing power.

When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules were

running smoothly and giving expected results. /* Which I never experienced

before */. With this letter, I just want to convey to you that, if we

linked together, I'll provide you all objec! ts & libraries necessary for a human

being to live an error free life.


Also don't bother about the firewall which may be created by our parents as

I've strong hacking capabilities by which I'll ultimately break their security

passwords and make them agree for our marriage.


I anticipate that nobody is already logged in to your database so that my

connect script will fail. And its all certain that if this happened to me,

I will crash my system beyond recovery.


Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges.......



Only yours,

XYZ

Software Professional
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